Free or attached?

No; I’m not talking about your relationships, I’m talking about your earlobes.

Weird, yes? It can’t have escaped your attention that there are two types – free and attached. The free kind just sort of hang there, separate from the side of your face, while the attached kind are literally attached. But why? WHY?

I don’t have answers for you, folks – obviously there are genes involved – I just have the question. Imagine if you ended up with one of each?! (Although I guess that’s not possible, but still!)

For what it’s worth, I’m a free kind of girl.